What's On at Kelvin Players
Browse and book tickets for our upcoming season of in-house and visiting theatre productions.
14 - 18 April 2026
(including Saturday matinee)
Tickets:
£1 5.00 full
£12.00 concessions
The King
It is the darkest period of World War II. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table have returned… to do battle with the Nazis.
With Guinevere going off a-maying mid-war, Arthur's wayward son Mordred making things difficult, people rather inconveniently falling in love all over the place, and the Germans gaining ground, it's rather a trying experience for our medieval King as we join him on his adventures.
Along the way, the knights uncover clues that will lead them to The Grail – a terrifying bomb, the weapon to end all wars.
Mythic and modern worlds collide in this irreverent and playful adaptation of Donald Barthelme's postmodernist comedy of the same name.
Adapted from the novel by Donald Barthelme
Directed and adapted by Chris Thomas
1-4 and 8-11 July 2026
Tickets:
£1 5.00 full
£12.00 concessions
Brassed Off
Set in the fictional Yorkshire mining town of Grimley in the mid-1990s, Brassed Off tells the story of a colliery brass band struggling to survive amid the threat of pit closure. The town’s miners face redundancy, and with it the collapse of their livelihoods, families, and community.
Deeply rooted in the cultural and political moment of the 1990s, this is a story of resilience, community, hope, and the rousing power of music. When everything is at risk, music becomes more than sound – it becomes survival.
In partnership with Filton Concert Brass.
By Paul Allen
Based on the screenplay by Mark Herman
Directed by Sam Grayston
28-30 August 2026
Friday 28 August • 6:30 pm
Saturday 29 August • 2:30pm and 6:30pm
Sunday 30 August • 2:30pm
Tickets:
£5.00 minimum
(pay what you feel)
Family Friendly
The Rabbit & The Rain
“There was once a rabbit who wanted to know how to stop the rain…”
When it begins raining in the Woodland, the Rabbit shuts themself away in their warren and refuses to come outside. The Rain feels bad – it feels like all of their worst thoughts and feelings.
The Rabbit’s woodland friends come to visit them, trying to offer advice and to cheer them up, but to no avail. Together, the Rabbit’s friends work out what will truly help them through until the Sun comes back out again.
The Rabbit & the Rain is a sweet, heartfelt, family-friendly fable exploring depression, mental health, community, and emotions. The story is as much for adults as it is for children – we recommend age 6 and above, but this is at parents’ discretion. There’s no bad language, violence, or adult themes.
Written and directed by Chris Hawkins
A BLACK BOX PRODUCTION
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The Dying Wish
By Mauro Fazion
27-31 October 2026
Directed by Peter Spence
Paul has been sentenced to death, for reasons they aren’t fully certain of. The two executioners supervise as they await the judgement of the attorney’s appeals, which seem to involve an increasingly complex system of bribery and a tangle of fresh accusations.
Paul has a final request, a dying wish: to play the piano.
The bureaucracy of law and the macabre absurdity of capital punishment are held up to scrutiny in this surreal and incisive black comedy, grounded by glimmers of humanity.
Welcome to Thebes
By Moira Buffini
1-5 December 2026
Directed by Katie Kneen & Tim Whitten
It could happen anywhere; it could happen here.
Fresh out of a bloody civil war that tore their country apart, Eurydice rules as the newly elected president of the nation of Thebes. The new government has a mammoth task at hand; reconciliation between the two sides, who have each suffered heart-wrenching losses and colossal horrors.
As the nation dives headlong into a new, more progressive era, larger and more powerful political players circle like sharks, ready to exploit Thebes for their own gain.
This clever, gripping, and haunting political drama marries the machinery of modern war with characters and stories from Greek mythology. Laced with witty dialogue and mythological story beats woven expertly into the narrative, Welcome to Thebes asks us to consider the fallout of conflict which feels both very familiar and a million miles away.
About Us
Kelvin Players is a vibrant community of theatre makers, founded in 1929. The club has been producing high-quality non-professional theatre ever since.
From the base of our Studio Theatre on Gloucester Road in Bristol, which has been our home since 1989, we present at least five productions each year in a variety of genres and styles.
